Rajat you know what every single time she passes by my side,my thoughts are just blocked simply i am numb yar..Ansh utter to Rajat in a low tone while they were having a chit-chat session in front of canteen 

You are gone,  mr Ansh,there are still many things in this world to be discussed apart from your girl and her looks and hey look she is coming this way ." Saitan ka nam liya or saitan hazir" and this saitan is a bombshell yar .Rajat cited in a mischievous way pointing his finger to Arpi who is coming toward canteen.

  shit no brick You moron and kindly put your finger down quickly,if she saw it both of us will be screwed and no one will  save us even for fuck sake.she is coming to us rather than this way. Ansh said whole line in a second or two pulling back Rajat finger from Arpi side, avoiding any eye contact to her .simply both of them moved back with their shoulder facing Arpi

Excuse me,why you two always stare at me . Look i am talking to you two....Arpi asks to back of Rajat and Ansh until Rajat responded, Who me,perhaps not, and listen you are in delusion that god had blessed you  great looks. There is nothing in your face to cheer about rather than your great physique, it is Ansh who have interest in you and find you cute, charming, elegant and blaw ....transferring entire blame to Ansh.

no even i don't give you an eye, i mean i don't stare to you...... seriously..... I swear....Ansh uttered after breaking his sentence so many  times in middle and before he finished Arpi interrupted ... Doesn't someone told You that you are obnoxious and your friend is  a weird one.
Just a single complain at principal office and ,you two were thrown out of this campus ,hope you two got it .and you mr.Gentle don't make a dumb face. This will not urge me to forgive you two from next time and  i am pretty serious .Arpi replied in anxiety to Ansh and make her way to canteen..

                 Ansh and Rajat both of them were standing with a chocked throat.They have nothing to say until Ansh broke the silence.Hey Rajat how melodious her voice is yar, it perturbs me, you know ....By the way what does this weird and obnoxious means.

                                                             You screwed single sided lover.Did you have any idea what  these two fucking words mean to be...salli apni bazza ke challi gayi and we did nothing,just mute spectators ..And all is due to you.Rajat anguishly replied slamming his fist over Ansh arms.

Just leave it yar. Don't you notice swirl in her voice, technically it kills ...Ansh says and even i have no idea  whatever obnoxious and weird literary mean to be, but they sound good when it comes from her throats by touching her petals like lips .i found these words more melodious  than any love song  ever heard .And please don't use words like " salli ".
How could you be so misogynist man .you must have etiquette  ,how to behave with girls and  the way in which you were conversing was quite eccentric.It  seems like you are not a college going guy ,a kind of vandal from x rated Bollywood movie and  have a knot of whatever i said otherwise our friendship is over for ever.Got it!  

                                                         And this time it was Rajat term to be numb after Ansh spiritual lecture,but who cares Rajat thought and said get lost with your ideology ,i don't want to move on with  a Bhaiya tag like you .
Bhaiya ,why she call me that...Ansh asked curiously.

oh you look as well as behave like a  fat ass, so chances are cent percent that hot cake,i mean Arpi will decease your felling first and later you ...stop day dreaming and shitt! we are already delayed by 15 min for prof.sharma classes.now he has a point to screw both of us.